Nimbus The Cat

The irregular Blog of an irregular feline.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Exempt

I am going to report the woman to the authorities.

My papers say that I am a Domestic Short Hair, meaning I am legally exempt from being brushed.

If she harasses me one more time with that comb I'll call my contacts and have her ticketed.

Nimbus Cat

Monday, May 22, 2006

Desert Rat


I thought I looked quite striking in this photo...nice profile shot, good posture, and the lighting really brought out my complexion.

But the human ruined my mood when she said I looked like a true desert rat.

I'm quite offended.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Blob

So in our new house we have a gigantic blob.

I don't know whose brilliant idea it was to adopt this thing, but I am not pleased. It's not productive at all. It just sits around on its brown blobby butt. I tried to step on it to get a reaction out of it, but the thing just about sucked me in to its black hole of foam and cushion! It almost suffocated me. (That's where I have been for the past few weeks...)

Its name is Love Sac, which I find very deceptive. It obviously has no love or respect for the Bus.

It likes Moby on the other hand, so I let him be the mediator. Nothing has been accomplished though. Every time I send him over there to investigate, the thing woos him to sleep. The above photo is the evidence.

I will keep you posted on my progress. If he is going to be staying in our new house, I intend to have him pay rent.

Nimbus C.