So in our new house we have a gigantic blob.
I don't know whose brilliant idea it was to adopt this thing, but I am not pleased. It's not productive at all. It just sits around on its brown blobby butt. I tried to step on it to get a reaction out of it, but the thing just about sucked me in to its black hole of foam and cushion! It almost suffocated me. (That's where I have been for the past few weeks...)
Its name is Love Sac, which I find very deceptive. It obviously has no love or respect for the Bus.
It likes Moby on the other hand, so I let him be the mediator. Nothing has been accomplished though. Every time I send him over there to investigate, the thing woos him to sleep. The above photo is the evidence.
I will keep you posted on my progress. If he is going to be staying in our new house, I intend to have him pay rent.