The Beast in the Backyard
Sorry for my absence fans!
My teeth are feeling great and I have recovered!
I have been spending my free time battling the beast in the backyard. It appears to be almost snakelike, but it spits massive quantities of venom at its prey.
Luckily, I am immune to its poison because it drenches me each time I try to attack. Here is a photo of the two of us engaging in a duel:
I don't usually get thanks from the other backyard kitties after I conquer the beast, but I'm not in it for the glory. I simply feel good knowing the world is a safer place when the beast is defeated.
Nimbus the Conqueror