Saturday, February 26, 2005
Monday, February 21, 2005
Black Cat Confusion
Now this is just gosh-darn freaking ridiculous! There are way too many animals in this house trying to copy my fur color. Now, I know black is a trend-setting choice for fur these days, but I need for my individuality to be respected.
Where are the extra buckets of mauve semi-gloss paint that the humans just used? I think I have an idea.
At least I'm easily identified in the picture above by my striking features and healthy fur-shine.
Black cat #1,
Saturday, February 12, 2005
I'm not outside
The humans call the yellow object pictured above a "yard stick," but this name is completely misleading. I have found no correlation between playing with this object, and being able to frolic outside in the backyard.
Fellow kitties, do not be fooled if you encounter the yard stick...I believe it is yet another idiot-syncracy of the English language.
Your beloved mammal,
Monday, February 07, 2005
Drop Everything and Love Nimbus
It happens in the early morning hours, the mid-morning hours, at noon, slightly after noon, before dinner, during dinner, after dinner, twice before bedtime, and at night.
It is called "Drop Everything and Love Nimbus Time."
I don't care what you are doing...
Paying the bills? It's not important--you need to love Nimbus.
Playing a videogame? Drop it and love Nimbus.
Typing something on the computer? Stop it and love Nimbus.
Cooking? Postpone it and love Nimbus (unless you're cooking for Nimbus).
Giving somebody CPR? Do it later...Nimbus needs lovins.
I know the humans enjoy this quality time with me. Sometimes, they are so happy they raise their voice and shout, "NIMBUS!!!!!" It is those times that I know I have done my job to reduce the stress in their lives.
Your caring cat,