Nimbus The Cat

The irregular Blog of an irregular feline.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Lucky Bear


Lucky Bear

Yes, it is true. I live with yet ANOTHER black-furred animal. While this animal looks like a cat, I have come to the conclusion that he actually a bear...hence his name, Lucky Bear. He looks like a cat, he smells like a cat, but he does not follow the rules of the cat.

For example, when I first encountered him, he walked up to me and meowed loudly in my face. This is clearly a violation of Cat Rule #15 which states, "When meeting cats for the first time, never make eye contact. Wait until they are not paying attention to you and smell their butt. Verbal communication is not authorized until all smells have been identified."

I let him know I am aware he is an imposter, and that I will not allow him to continue his crazy shenanegans of pretending to be a cat. Unfortunately, he speaks a completely unfamiliar language so that communication has been practically impossible. I think he speaks some form of "Bear-glish." As long as he stays under the bed, as he typically does during the day and throughout the winter, I think peace shall remain in the household.

Your non-bear,
Nimbus The Cat

4 Comments:

This Lucky Bear you speak of...he has a funny look on his face. Kinda like a grimace. I'd steer clear of him until you can get a better grip on his bearglish to communicate.

By Blogger Timmy, at 7:59 PM  

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, huh?!?!

Looks like Lucky Bear has a few stories he could tell . . .

Buzzerbee & meep

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