Nimbus The Cat

The irregular Blog of an irregular feline.

Friday, December 31, 2004

Love

OK, so I need a lot of love. I like to snuggle, give huggies, kiss human noses, sleep on warm tummies, and even snuggle with my pet cat Moby. I'm secure enough in my cat-hood to admit this. End of discussion.
Where's the woman? This computer chair hurts my bum, and I need rubbies.

Toodles,
Nimbus

Thursday, December 30, 2004

The Herb

I experienced the most beautiful event of my life last night. My new friend, a beautiful young female cat named Lady, and I were playing on the kitty condos, watching the sunset, flirting by the floating bunny...and then it happened.
The woman brought out the most remarkable herb that I have never seen before. It was embedded in the kitty spa. I don't remember much after that. It was an out of cat experience. I was tingly and out of control, and I couldn't stop rubbing my head all over the kitty spa brushes.
It smelled so beautiful.
I just wanted to eat it all up.
I think I'm in love.
I need more of the herb.
Thank goodness for Petsmart.
Fans, if you have any information on this amazing herb, please tell me more.

Your forever changed cat,
Nimbus C.

Sunday, December 26, 2004

English 2

There are lots of cats in this house. I don't even mind them all, but you know what my biggest Nimbus Peeve is? Their names! Why does the woman have to add the "eee" sound to ALL OF OUR NAMES.

My name is Nimbus, not "Nimbee."
Then there is Moby, Minnie, Mickey, Lucky, and Lady...all already with the dreaded ending.
Next, there is Love, but she insists on calling her "Lov-eee."
Finally, there is Snowflake, and she calls her "Snow-eee."

I can't stand it. I'm going to scream!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Signed,
Nimbus, not Nimbee


Saturday, December 25, 2004

Good Holiday Spirit

Good Holiday Spirit to all my fans...
The humans delivered presents to me today. I will of course share them with my pet cat, Moby. I suppose they are showering me with gifts to make up for the move. Little do they know that I am having the time of my life with all these gorgeous felines.

But back to the gifts. I received a new perch for the window, which is quite cozy. I do have to say our new room has quite a view. Much better than the neighbor's wall at our old house. I also recieved something called a "kitty spa." It's an interesting contraption. I will tell you more about it when I find out.

I also recieved a vicious orange bunny that hangs from the window above the kitty condo. I shall kill it before tomorrow. It has no eyes and it has no toes, but it is very clever.

Kitty out...


Monday, December 20, 2004

Home Sweet Make Up Your Mind Home

Well I wish the humans would make up their mind and stay in one place. In my short two and a half years of life, Moby and I have moved to our third residence. Do you know how annoying it is to change my address with all of my pen pals and credit card companies? Thank goodness for the Internet.

This new place is quite roomy, but there are a gang of other cats around here. I'm sociable, but poor little Moby is quite afraid. I'm actually thrilled because there are quite a few beautiful ladies around here. I know they won't be able to resist the "Nimbus Charm." I'm going to invite one to the top of my kitty condo later tonight for a little moonlight rendezvous.

Wish me luck,
Nimbus "the tiger" Cat

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

English

Why does the work Kitty start with a "K," while Cat starts with a "C?"

Your ingenious Kitty Cat,
Nimbus

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Mood

I'm not in a blogging mood so leave me alone OK!!!!?

Nimbus Freaking Cat

Saturday, December 11, 2004

The Dot


In battle with "the dot" Posted by Hello

I am one happy cat. Someone actually has read my blog! I wanted to share my excitement with the humans, so I pounced the lady while she was writing. She became upset for some reason.

Today I encountered "the dot." This red dot has supercat powers. I know I catch it, but it vaporizes into thin air as soon as my paws touch it. I am glad humans cannot perform such amazing feats. The dot seems to stem from a long, narrow, metal object. It lives on the bookshelf, and I know it stares at me throughout the night. I think it's plotting its next barrage of attacks on me and Moby. I must prepare for battle. Fans, please respond if you have tactics for conquering the dot.

Thank you for your time,
Nimbus Cat