Nimbus The Cat

The irregular Blog of an irregular feline.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

U2

So, the humans brought home the new U2 CD. I have to say I really enjoy "Vertigo." I just can't keep my paws from tapping when I hear that one. I think I might have to listen to more when the humans are gone. I really like Bono and Adam Clayton. Bono's cats area actually good friends of mine. When he's on tour in Vegas, he usually brings the cat's by the house. Those are some well-dressed animals. They look great in sunglasses. I have a question of all my fans out there...what do you think of U2? We need some dialogue on this blog.

Joy to all,
Nimbus Cat

Friday, November 12, 2004

Scootchies

I absolutely hate "scootchies." I want to sit outside and pounce, roll, and stretch my paws! When the humans deprive me of this all day, and the door finally opens...I go for it! The great outdoors! But the humans always say "scootchies" and push me back inside. It is a completely asinine word and it's insulting to my intelligence. It's not like I can't handle being outside. I'd live outside all the time, if I had my bed, a water fountain, my toys, science diet food, my kitty condo, and a litter box. I was born in the wild...I know what it's like to "rough it." Stupid scootchies.

As always,
Nimbus C.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Four day weekend!



Oh yeah. It's a four day weekend and this cat is happy. I can really catch up on some sleep. I don't work, go to school, shop, or do anything else that requires me to leave the house; but I'm still happy that I have these four days to relax. By the way:

Thank you to all the service men, women, and cats that have served this country in the armed forces. Have a good weekend everyone.

To all my fans,
Nimbus Cat


Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Humiliating

OK, now this is just down right humiliating. Although I have been confused for awhile, I have come to realize that I am a cat...not a bunny or a monkey. I am releasing this picture to the public in an effort to stop humans from dressing up animals. It is not cute, nor is it funny. If the humans are going to dress me up next Halloween, I am retaliating with urine on the bed.

Yours truly,
Nimbus

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Hello Fans


Hello fans...this is me engaging in my favorite activity. I'll make this short because I would like to get back to this activity. Finally I have a forum to express my thoughts, although it is rather difficult to type, seeing as how I do not have opposable thumbs. I hope to educate all the world on Nimbus Cat, as I am a beautiful specimen of the feline persuasion, if I do say so myself. So bookmark me by hitting "Control-D," and visit often to learn the ways of the cat. I would love to hear from dogs too, as I am open to all species, even if flawed.

Sincerely,
Nimbus