Nimbus The Cat

The irregular Blog of an irregular feline.

Friday, November 12, 2004

Scootchies

I absolutely hate "scootchies." I want to sit outside and pounce, roll, and stretch my paws! When the humans deprive me of this all day, and the door finally opens...I go for it! The great outdoors! But the humans always say "scootchies" and push me back inside. It is a completely asinine word and it's insulting to my intelligence. It's not like I can't handle being outside. I'd live outside all the time, if I had my bed, a water fountain, my toys, science diet food, my kitty condo, and a litter box. I was born in the wild...I know what it's like to "rough it." Stupid scootchies.

As always,
Nimbus C.

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