Sunday, October 01, 2006
Monday, September 04, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
A plea to the woman:
Numerous people and animal friends have equated my lifestyle to that of a Hobbit. I believe the reason for this is because of my appetite. As you know, first and second breakfasts are a must, although I prefer not to engage in afternoon tea since I despise hot liquids. I also highly enjoy dinner and supper.
As to not disrupt the routine I have set forth for my stomach, I have established these meal times and enforce them vigorously.
So, it is quite understandable that when my bowl is missing during one of my designated meal times, I become terrified. Moby snapped these photos earlier today that depict me in a state of panic looking for my missing food bowl. I thought it would surely appear within one of the kitchen cabinets, but after an exhaustive search, I came up empty-pawed.
Hence, I appeal to you one final time. Please woman…if you are reading this…all I need you to do is make sure the bowl is continually brimming with food.
Thank you for respecting the Bus.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Sunday, August 13, 2006
I was tagged
Here are the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
1. I enjoy slapping the heck out of water, especially water dripping from the kitchen sink or backyard hose.
2. Speaking of water...Moby and I got ringworm from the pound before we were adopted. We had to endure three months of baths, dips, and ointments. Thank goodness I don't know any better!
3. I give the lady hugs. I put my paw on her leg and she scoops me up. I will occasionally hug the man, but don't tell the woman.
4. I have a pet cat named Moby. I was thinking of also getting a pet chihuahua, but they are too much maintenance. A pet is only worth having if they take care of YOU!
5. I do not like to eat kibble unless the woman points to it and sits next to me while I eat it. I'm proper...I ask permission to eat first.
I thought I would randomly tag some bloggers. Here are my victims:
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Believe me, I am a fan of reading—just not for my humans. Any time spent reading is time that could be spent rubbing and cuddling Nimbus.
This is a photo of me using one of my many tactics to refocus the human’s attention on what is truly important in her life—the Bus.
On a side note for those of you who are observant: Yes, I am sitting on the Love Sac. Notice, however, that I am on the human, not the actual Blob. I still don’t trust it after it consumed me in its fluff a couple months ago.
Friday, July 28, 2006
I was enjoying a delightful mid-evening snack in my Nimbus bowl last night, when all of a sudden, a disgusting black bug invaded my personal space. I’m not fond of black bugs, but I will pounce and eat the brown ones, as they taste slightly like chicken. I have never encountered a bug such as this before, so with my mouth still full of my delicious science diet, I proceeded to introduce myself and BLEEGGGGHHH—I uncontrollably spit out my food.
The thing exuded an utterly disgusting aroma that overwhelmed my nostrils!
I demanded that either Moby or the human rid it from my dining area immediately. The man quickly obliged. I encouraged him to squash the thing for the trauma I had just experienced, but the man claimed it would just make it smell like yuck even worse.
Upon reflection of this event, the bug's smelliness appears to be a defense tactic. I now wish the human hadn’t disposed of it so hastily.
There must be a way to acquire this ability to use to my personal advantage…particularly around brushing time. Maybe if I digest one?
I have Moby on the lookout for any of its family members that may be lingering in the vicinity. Oh yes, I will test my hypothesis.